| Mom: | are you ready to leave? |
| Me: | yeah hold on |
| 5 minutes later | |
| Me: | Okay I'm ready |
| Mom: | Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap |